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Mark T Earn
There are many sayings heard over the years that can be very interesting and/or funny.
This page is dedicated to sayings and quotes that Maury comes across as he travels
the world and surfs the Web.
Saying or Quote Source
"I was born modest, but it wore off" — Mark Twain —
"Never regret getting older. It's a privilege denied many." — Bernice Madigan —
"Do, or do not, there is no try" — Yoda — Jedi Master
"The Secret to Living Well and Longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple, and
love without measure."
— Tibetan Proverb
"There is no friend as loyal as a book." — Ernest Hemingway —
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more and nothing but happiness comes through your door." — Irish Blessing —
"In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved." — Franklin D. Roosevelt —
" Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." — Confucius —
"Don't be encumbered by history. Go off and do something wonderful." — Robert Noyce —
"Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real." — Jules Verne —
"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it." — George Orwell —
"All men have the stars...For some they are guides, for others, no more than
little lights in the sky."
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
"Nothing that's good works by itself, just to please you ... you gotta make the damn thing work." — Thomas Alva Edison —
"Everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obstacle to keep you from growing.
You get to choose. "
— Wayne Dryer —
"The purpose of life is a life of purpose." — Robert Byrne —
"There are two rules for success:  1) Never reveal everything you know. " — Roger H. Lincoln —
"You pluck the chicken one feather at a time and the people don't really notice."
About how to allow Fascism take over a country
— Benito Mussolini —
"Train people well enough so they can leave.  Treat them well enough so they don't want to." — Richard Branson —
"This planet can provide for human need, but not for human greed." — Mahatma Ghandi —
"If you remember the 60s, you really weren't there." — Charlie Fleischer —
"Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." — Leonardo da Vinci —
"You can't negotiate with a tiger while your head is in his mouth." — Winston Churchill —
"However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." — Stephen Hawking —
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, imagination encircles the world." — Albert Einstein —
"Some people are like clouds. Once they disappear it's a brighter day." — Unknown —
"Selfishness is not living your life as you wish, it is asking others to live their lives as you wish." — Oscar Wilde —
"When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know, But if you listen, you may learn something new." — Dalai Lama —
"Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason" — Ronald Reagan —
"I don't need a staple remover; I have one on each thumb." — Harry Hoppe —
"You can't chose your parents, you can't chose your gender and you can't chose your president." — Russian Joke —
"Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes?" — George Gobel —
Seen on TV with Johnny Carson
"A person has the right to know the significance of the work they do." — Russell Varian —
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” — Arthur C. Clarke —
"Luck favors the prepared mind" — Louis Pasteur —
"In the end, the character of a civilization is encased in its structures." — Frank Gehry —
"Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves comes when life seems the most challenging" — Joseph Campbell —
"We are not makers of history; we are made by history." — Martin Luther King Jr. —
"Been there done that, don't remember." — Senior Citizen T-shirt —
"They know the cost of everything and the value of nothing."
Said after a meeting with President Reagan and James Watt
— Ansel Adams —
"It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see." — Henry David Thoreau —
“Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.” — Vivian Greene —
"Why do we park on a driveway and we drive on a parkway?" — Gallagher —
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit" — George Carlin —
“Whoever controls the media, controls the mind” — Jim Morrison —
"Reunite Gondwanaland" — Bumper sticker —
"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography" — Steven Wright —
"I drink to forget I drink" — Joe E. Lewis —
"You can't have EVERYTHING. Where would you put it?" — Steven Wright —
"People who wonder if the glass if half empty or half full miss the point.
The glass is refillable"
— Seen on a T-shirt —
"You know you are 80 years old when you can remember Pearl Harbor, but you don't remember what she did." — Mark Russell —
“A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit.” — Arnold H. Glasow —
"Whoever is happy will make others happy too" — Mark Twain —
"Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself." — Harrison Ford —
"America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked." — David Letterman —
"No man is a failure who has friends" — Mark Twain —
"You have to be odd to be number one," — Dr. Seuss —
"Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please" — Mark Twain —
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore" — Yogi Berra —
"One cannot demand respect, it must be earned" — U.S. Navy
Leadership manual —
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." — Steven Wright —
"I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for very long." — Herb Cain —
About true love —
"Everybody's looking for what we've found.
Some wait their whole life and it never comes around."
From the song "Once in a Lifetime"
— Keith Urban —
"You can't control what people think about you, but you CAN control what you give them to think about." — Unknown —
   

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