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There are many sayings heard over the years that can be very interesting and/or funny. This page is dedicated to sayings and quotes that Maury comes across as he travels the world and surfs the Web.
Source Saying or Quote
Louis Pasteur — "Luck favors the prepared mind"
Frank Gehry — "In the end, the character of a civilization is encased in its structures."
Joseph Campbell — "Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves comes when life seems the most challenging"
Martin Luther King Jr. — "We are not makers of history; we are made by history."
Senior Citizon Bumper Sticker — "Been there done that, don't remember."
Ansel Adams — "They know the cost of everything and the value of nothing."
Said after a meeting with President Reagon and James Watt
Henry David Thoreau — "It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see."
Vivian Greene — “Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning how to dance in the rain.”
Gallagher — "Why do we park on a driveway and we drive on a parkway?"
George Carlin — "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit"
Jim Morrison — “Whoever controls the media, controls the mind”
Bumper sticker — "Reunite Gondwanaland"
Steven Wright — "I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography"
Joe E. Lewis — "I drink to forget I drink"
Steven Wright — "You can't have EVERYTHING. Where would you put it?"
Seen on a T-shirt — People who wonder if the glass if half empty or half full miss the point.
The glass is refillable.
Mark Russell — "You know you are 80 years old when you can remember Pearl Harbor, but you don't remember what she did."
Arnold H. Glasow — “A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit.”
Mark Twain — "Whoever is happy will make others happy too"
Harrison — "Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself."
David Letterman — "America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked."
Mark Twain — "No man is a failure who has friends"
Dr. Seuss — "You have to be odd to be number one,"
Mark Twain — "Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please"
Yogi Berra — "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
U.S. Navy Leadership manual — "One cannot demand respect, it must be earned"
Steven Wright — "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Herb Cain — "I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for very long."
Keith Urban — About true love —
"Everybody's looking for what we've found
Some wait their whole life and it never comes around."
From the song "Once in a Lifetime"
Unknown — "You can't control what people think about you,
but you CAN control what you give them to think about."
   

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